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[–] mp3@lemmy.ca 56 points 1 year ago (6 children)

But God has the challenge of starting with a minuscule room, expand the cabling as it goes without being able to unplug or replace any cables or move servers during the lifetime of the system, and can't afford any downtime or shutdown for maintenance.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He's supposed to be omnipotent. No excuses!

[–] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My brother in Christ, He is the one who is omnipotent, not your weak ass body.

[–] SARGEx117@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

"Omnipotent" Being couldn't design a better body?

Skill issue, tbh

He could have, but he didn't want to.

He enjoys the suffering.

[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 3 points 1 year ago

God just thought that implementation would be easier.

[–] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Designing a better body would be to create another divine being, which would be himself.

Recursive issue, tbh.

[–] SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Implying any improvement to the human body would make us God, also implying any improvements beyond that would make us better than God.

[–] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Implying any improvements that don't make us divine would satisfy you.

[–] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

without being able to unplug or replace any cables

Oh! Oh! Here's where I get to bring out one of my favorite terms, which I rarely get to do: Foramen ovale.

Short version: It's a hole in the fetal heart that allows blood to bypass the (non-functioning) lungs. It usually closes up at birth. God found a way to re-route cables upon deploying the system into production.

[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 year ago

Without downtime too!

[–] SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] duckington@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[–] Mobiuthuselah@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

Shhh, the IT guys are trying to have a moment

[–] avogadro@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Also the system has to assemble itself

[–] Thranduil@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Ofc he can replace cables he is god he can just pause time make a patch do some maintenance and then unpause