I'm actually a transphobe. It's not natural for cars to turn into giant robots, you know how hazardous it is to be around transformers? With their size I wouldn't trust them to see normal folks like us and they might accidentally step on us leading to injuries and at worst death. Transformers are abomination and an insult to god. Banned transformers!

[–] Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Funny and all, but replace transformers with normal cars, and your comment is actually the real life that we are actually living lol

Which I guess makes the metaphor even fucking better I guess

[–] bbpolterGAYst@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i am a certified car girl but even i once in a while just stare at a car and go. why. what is this shit. what. who made this

[–] ssfckdt@mastodon.cloud 1 points 1 year ago

if we come to find out that the reason for the success of the first internal combustion vehicle was to roll coal on steam powered vehicles for the lulz I'm going to be so pissed