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Anon is dating too young (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@lemmy.ml

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[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.world 94 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'll never forget about 25 years ago cruising around some random chat rooms on mIRC and somebody asked me how the weather was and I said it was a bit chilly and I got instabanned with the message potty mouth... took me a good 5 minutes to workout wtf happened (bit ch)illy

[–] mounderfod@lemmy.sdf.org 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah, the Scunthorpe problem, a classic

[–] seliaste@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Also known as the Penistone problem

[–] aspirate2959@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Does your penis have a tone? I've never noticed one from mine, but maybe I need to pay closer attention 🤔

[–] seliaste@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago

It would be nice to know if I had a penis first

[–] sata_andagi@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

You haven't heard of tone wood?

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Mine's a D#

[–] doctorcrimson@lemmy.today 2 points 1 year ago

I love you too, bitch.