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Instead of X say Y
| have a concussion = I'm in my bonked-up state.
I'm concussed = I'm all bonked up.
My brain is bruised = I've got a BrainBonk TM.
I'm in my concussion era = It's serving gonked gourd.
My concussion may affect the quality of my work = Getting my concussy slonked silly style.
The brilliant thing is that even "I'm in my concussion era" is an absolutely ridiculous sentence and yet still goes on the left hand side
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