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Instead of X say Y
| have a concussion = I'm in my bonked-up state.
I'm concussed = I'm all bonked up.
My brain is bruised = I've got a BrainBonk TM.
I'm in my concussion era = It's serving gonked gourd.
My concussion may affect the quality of my work = Getting my concussy slonked silly style.
I gotta figure out how to verbally do a ™...
Have a Ｔ tattooed on your right palm and an Ｍ on the other. Then when you want to salute our corporate masters, just do the Dumbo™ Ears™ gesture.
Best solution right here
I just say trade mark