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[–] flashgnash@lemm.ee 29 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Would be funny if they'd built a Faraday cage around the bathroom to stop people sitting on the toilet on their phones for ages

[–] kadu@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You can't stop me, I have WarioWare on my GBA emulator on my phone!

[–] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

You may be interested in Lemuroid

[–] 567PrimeMover@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That plus those seats designed to put strain on your legs would be a 0/10 pooping experience. The only way I could think to make it worse is if you could find a way to send an all-hands message in Slack: "567primemover has been on the toilet for more than 7 minutes. Send him a word of encouragement!"

[–] constantturtleaction@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Make sure the toilet is too tall for most people too.

[–] flashgnash@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

I'd make a scoreboard out of it, competitive shutting for both high and low scores

[–] FrankTheHealer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Don't give them any fucking ideas

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

Hasn't that been done before? Maybe not Faraday cages but jammers or something, I swear I remember something like that.