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how do you spend a trillion dollars on something and not end up with a plane that flies itself while it sucks you off
Knowing how the US spends its money?They probably tested the suck-off feature, accidentally took off 8 pilot’s dicks(too much suction) inflated 3 pilot’s balls (whoops, air went the wrong way) and after it blowing up too many times they scrapped the project ,spending 50-100 billion dollars on it just to have the plans thrown out and classify everything related to it.
Yeah, those classified documents aren't hiding secret tech but failures and mistakes. Couldn't have the Chinese learning they've got nothing to worry about. Unfortunately for the US, the cats now out the bag.