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[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Simple fix. Run around nekkid and eat off the floor. Imagine all the free time you'd have.

[–] Blahaj_Blast@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would but "society" says that makes them "uncomfortable"

[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

Even better, lots of free time in jail.

I'm hairy enough that if I didn't get arrested first, someone would probably think I'm a stray critter and shoot at me.

[–] Emi621@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago

So basically become like Diogenes.