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[โ€“] ICastFist@programming.dev 164 points 1 year ago (4 children)

"Girl, I named no variables after you, because you're my only Constant"

smooth ๐Ÿ‘

[โ€“] Supertramper@feddit.de 12 points 1 year ago

Youโ€™ll need an exception handler for all those dropping panties.

[โ€“] TerryTPlatypus@beehaw.org 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

"Girl, you are my Two's Complement, you're always my plus one on any occaision"

Cuz if you invert the bits of of a binary number and add one you get its negative number, so your girlfried is an equal part of you

[โ€“] agent_flounder@lemmy.one 6 points 1 year ago

Damn son save some for the rest of us.

[โ€“] fkn@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Sadly only the compiler will know the true value of my constexpr forLove;