this post was submitted on 30 Aug 2023
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[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 58 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The story implies she shot herself. Fat kills.

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Gun's dont kill people. Sentient fat rolls kill people. Stay away from food kids

[–] theFibonacciEffect@feddit.de 0 points 1 year ago

Stay away from wheat and wheat byproducts

[–] HornyOnMain@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

iirc she left the safety off and it went off accidentally and grazed her as well as someone else

[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Indeed. What is up with that?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The person you are most likely to kill with your guns is yourself.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Not if I kill that bastard first!

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 year ago

Shit, had to delete my comment because you posted this first. Fucking hell

The only thing that can stop a bad self with a gun is a good self with a gun.