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And the steroids for my sinuses aren’t helping matters.

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[–] voidhearts@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Well right now, I can’t sleep because I read your username and it’s a terrible day to have eyes

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The average human has eight spiders climb into their butthole over the course of their lives.

[–] WYLD_STALLYNS@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is so creepy, I wanna believe it’s true so I can share/scare people.

[–] Yuki@kutsuya.dev 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] voidhearts@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

tf you mean sadly?! Y’all keep your spiders away from my anus

[–] Yuki@kutsuya.dev 3 points 1 year ago

But what about that itch you can't scratch?

[–] Llewellyn@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Be the change you want!

The spiders had to come from somewhere. ¯\(ツ)

Apologies, but you can blink easily, as I rarely call them out!