Dad Jokes

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submitted 1 year ago by Nemo@midwest.social to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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She wrote inside: "You're the best parents I ever had".

I'm so proud of her.

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[–] baseless_discourse@mander.xyz 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I think the daughter only had them as parents, hence they are aautomatically the best parent she had? I am a bit confused as well.

[–] SeeJayEmm@lemmy.procrastinati.org 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's like when I tell my son he's my favourite child. He's my only child.

[–] ares35@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

and he replies back "well, you're my least favorite dad."

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Second favorite. It's more positive than least favorite. Dad jokes aren't negative.

[–] Nemo@midwest.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The best joke in all of 30 Rock is when Tracy is complaining that his kids don't respect him, and shows Liz the mug they got him reading "#4 DAD".

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Lol that's great

[–] CmdrShepard@lemmy.one 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

So the surgeon was the mother?