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[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 95 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Those are premium windows 14 features.

[–] FluffyToaster621@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Imagine they skip 12 and call it 13 like they did with W10

[–] WhiteRaven22@midwest.social 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Microsoft always has such a weird relationship with naming conventions... just look at Xbox and all of its descendants.

[–] zurohki@aussie.zone 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can't wait for Windows 720 X Series XS.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] spearz@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

One can't wait for Windows 720 X Series XS.

[–] zurohki@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago

You. I like you.

[–] KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

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[–] tool@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Imagine they skip 12 and call it 13 like they did with W10

With as little sense as Microsoft makes most of the time, that decision actually does make sense. A lot of programs and scripts were lazy about checking the Windows version and just checked for the presence of a '9' in the version string to determine if they were running on Windows 95/98.

A bunch of shit would have broken if they had released Windows 10 as Windows 9, which is what it should have been semantically.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Never knew that, and it makes total sense.

[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

They are more likely to skip Windows 13 due to "triskaidekaphobia" (fear of the number 13) though, like they did with internal versions for Office:

  • Office 2003 (11.0)
  • Office 2007 (12.0)
  • Office 2010 (14.0)
  • Office 2013 (15.0)

But I imagine it will be something more stupid like Windows L or Windows One.

[–] whosdadog@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

The next version will clearly be Windows 11 Series W.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

For some reason Windows L sounds like the worst possible name for a Windows version.

Hey that's why I wrote 14. Because I think they will

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

Windows 9 was a real thing.