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[โ€“] Hazzia@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago
  1. Pay off current debts (est. 350,000 with my mortgage)
  2. Build an elaborate gothic/victorian mystery mansion with hidden passages and various other secrets in a remote mountain location overlooking a small town (Budget 5-10 mil)
  3. Setup accounts for managing my remaining funds for investing for return, various investments in small companies I personally like, donating to charity, and for living off of (not really a purchase but I'm still spending money so w/e)
  4. Continue to exist for a while, then hire a professional assassin to kill me in a very particular way I will have detailed ahead of time
  5. The person who is able to piece together the clues I left behind in the wake of my murder will inherit my fortune.

As for the "why", the only answer I can give you is because I would find it fucking hilarious