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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by empireOfLove@lemmy.one to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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Sending this from work where I was looking at a coworker while talking and walked full-speed into the edge of a table

My leg hurt and it's got a hella bruise going now

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[–] mycus@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This was circa 2003 when I was a 5 or 6 yo gremlin.

I was jumping on my aunt's couch like a maniac, slipped and hit my forehead on a glass table's corner; full-speed.

The table shattered, my cranium shattered and the only thing I remember is that, on the way to the hospital, the city was cold as hell.

And now I look like a penis :)

[–] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 1 points 1 year ago

Well, I suppose if anyone ever calls you a dickhead, you can say they're technically correct... lol