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[–] djc0@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But will he survive the rental market and high Woolies prices?

[–] Yendor@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Didn’t you read the article bro? There’s no rent in international waters, and he ate free fish and rainwater.

Crisis over!

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now for the bad news: he ate the last of the fish.

[–] 1luv8008135@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or he is now half man half plastic…

[–] entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago

Too late, we all are. Lovecraft was wrong, it's not fish people, but plastic people we have to worry about

[–] Dad2DnA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How does one eat water, though?

[–] andrai@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

The same way one eats soup, with a spoon if you're feeling fancy or else just slurping it.