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submitted 1 year ago by Weirdbeardgame@lemmy.ml to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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I mean small like I sneeze and a 20 dollar bill appears in my hand or something like that. Not classic answers like flying or super strength.

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[–] stagen@feddit.dk 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I dunno, you'd have to get near someone to do that. Before long you'd be hunted down by people wearing earplugs.

I was really just trying for the more pedantic approach. "stop being annoying!"

[–] BubblyMango@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"stop being annoying. Also, stop breathing next saturday. Tell no one i said that."

Maybe its best i dont get this superpower XD

[–] jhulten@infosec.pub 1 points 1 year ago

Get on the loudspeaker at the supermarket. "Stop breathing" instant mass murder...