Bun Alert System

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A place to alert others/be alerted of bun sightings.

The smoler the bun the better, please see this for an explanation: https://xkcd.com/1682/

RULES:

  1. Be kind to each other. Buns are cute, cuddly, and nice. Be like buns.

  2. Posts should be images of buns doing bun things. Bun things include eating, chilling, playing, hopping, and sleeping. You wouldn't want to be alerted of a capybara doing calculus through the Bun Alert System, would you? For other bun discussion, see some other communities below.

  3. Images should be of living, healthy, happy buns. The Bun Alert System exists to bring smiles to bun enjoyers around the world, not sour frowns.

  4. Keep it suitable for all bun enjoyers. Nothing too freaky or NSFW.

  5. With respect to this community, moderators are the smolest buns. Please shoot us a message if you have questions or concerns!

INSPIRED BY https://xkcd.com/1871/

Other unaffiliated bun communities on the fediverse (probably not exhaustive):

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Hello fellow bun enjoyers!

Some of you may have noticed my comments on certain bun posts commending the poster for achieving the highest buns-per-photo ratio seen so far on our fair Bun Alert System. If you're one of the ones who noticed, good job! If not, that's okay, I still love you.

In this here meta post, I will be keeping track of the current titleholder, as well as maintaining a list of previous holders. The list is right here, right now! (bet you weren't expecting so soon, were you?)


๐Ÿ‘‘ CURRENT TITLEHOLDER: ๐Ÿ‘‘

User: @TheKracken@lemmy.world

Post: https://lemmy.sdf.org/post/20398923

Buns-per-photo: 4


PREVIOUS TITLEHOLDERS:

Please give a welcoming round of applause, for our current & previous titleholders!


FREQUENTLY QUESTIONED ANSWERS:

Q: How do you determine the current titleholder?

A: Sort by new, enjoy bun photos, count number of buns in the photos, if new record observed, check older posts for greater than or equal bun count. If none found, update roster!

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Q: Wait, I posted a bun photo with N buns in it (where N is the current uncontested high score), where's my recognition?

A: As much as your efforts are appreciated, titles are only granted to whomever achieves the record first. Don't give up though, you may find N+1 buns some other time!

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Q: What do I win if I achieve a high score?

A: Eternal Internet fame (probably)

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Bun living space (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/bun_alert_system@lemmy.sdf.org
 
 
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DISCLAIMER: Fun Bun Facts makes no guarantees about the accuracy of their claims

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DISCLAIMER: Fun Bun Facts makes no guarantees about the accuracy of their claims

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Mammalogists do not yet understand the mechanism through which the chocolate develops into a babie bun.

DISCLAIMER: Fun Bun Facts makes no guarantees about the accuracy of their claims

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Image credit is Kitten_of_fire on Reddit.

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It was watching me work for a while. Learning!

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