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I love watching them angrily pass me to only make it like 3 cars ahead

Never used a Turing machine, but I have a project that generates NFAs and converts them to DFAs so they run faster.

I always figured he was referring to the verse that says to dig a hole, poop in that, and then cover it up.

Yeah homophobia is not one of the ancient memes we want to be bringing back

Yea, verily.

Wait, do you have to be Jewish to go to Applebee's? Is that the vibe I'm missing? Because I can convert.

unzip; strip; touch; finger; grep; mount; fsck; more; yes; fsck; fsck; umount; clean; sleep

I just make it a once a month thing to mitigate the damage

Unauthorized clone of himself

We do love our adorable little psychopaths

Burnt to perfection 🖤

I, too, become erect by swiveling my penis 180°