z500

joined 1 year ago
[–] z500@startrek.website 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm just here for the cat pics

[–] z500@startrek.website 5 points 1 year ago

It got so bad at my job they painted the stall walls black. That's when I walked across the plaza to Office Max and got a silver sharpie

[–] z500@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

SUSPECT IS WRIGGLING THREATENINGLY, REQUESTING BACKUP

[–] z500@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

Estuans interius, ira vehementi
Mr. Clean

[–] z500@startrek.website 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

My guess is that comment was a victim of autocorrect and they meant cool

[–] z500@startrek.website 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Asteroids are basically piles of rock, it's not like we're going to be destroying lush ecosystems.

[–] z500@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

Is it just me or has this site never worked for anyone?

[–] z500@startrek.website 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

There's just something about that fur pattern. I'm pretty sure this cat is actually a minor demon.

[–] z500@startrek.website 20 points 1 year ago

You'll crack your screen, kid!

[–] z500@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

Muammar Gaddafi?

[–] z500@startrek.website 8 points 1 year ago

The federation really needs to invent antivirus technology and firewalls.

That sure sounds like the Federation to me.

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