z500

joined 1 year ago
[–] z500@startrek.website 9 points 11 months ago

It is nearly Friday, my dudes.

[–] z500@startrek.website 1 points 11 months ago

No kidding, sometimes I have to take a napkin and wipe most of it off. Really excessive.

[–] z500@startrek.website 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

...said someone who lives less than an hour's walk away from anything worth walking to

[–] z500@startrek.website 29 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Well there goes my dream of quitting my job and living in a towel fort at Bed Bath and Beyond

[–] z500@startrek.website 7 points 11 months ago

Improvised pipe phone

[–] z500@startrek.website 234 points 11 months ago (10 children)
[–] z500@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

Lord Chainsawhead

[–] z500@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago
[–] z500@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago

At my old job they had these kiosks that had a printer and would beep when they were out of paper. One of them beeped at a low pitch for some reason. It always reminded me of old computer games

[–] z500@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

Now plate it up on a toilet seat or some shit.

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