xkbx

joined 9 months ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 3 points 3 months ago

A Van Halen Trojan van, where a mini van held Van Halen. In our folly, we took in the mini van to spite the shitposter’s offering to Povanden, unbeknowst to us the dangers that would sneak in when we let our Vanguard down.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 100 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 2 points 3 months ago

Maybe he’s just living up to the username

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Because of the wizards gathered around and pondering

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 77 points 3 months ago (16 children)

Was this the dude who sniffed Trump’s seat after the interview?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 2 points 3 months ago

I need it so I can player the newer games betterer

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 20 points 3 months ago

For example, let’s say that conjoined twins that had two heads but one body. The left-side person was mostly dominant of the left side, and the right-side person was dominant of the right side. If the right-side person had texted a threat to someone, the left-side person could potentially be completely unaware and non-complicit in the matter. Now we can also imagine an infinite number of other scenarios that make it infinitely more complex, like for example, if one of the twins attempts but fails to kill the other, or more heinous crimes, like who was in control of the bowels when passing gas.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

“Alright, we have at least 6 witnesses willing to testify that they think I’m pretty. If you confess and say that at least I’m cute, we’ll let you get off easy.”

“I wanna talk to my lawyer.”

bad cop begins routine

“HOW DARE YOU, THEIR OUTFIT ALONE IS FIRE!”

”good” cop pulls the bad cop off you

“Sorry, my partner is a loose cannon. Look, we just want to make sure you’ve got good taste.”

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 3 months ago

Only to check what’s on the other side. For safety.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I like it because, not unlike my toilet, you don’t want the splash to touch you, and you only dip your head in when the “water” is calm

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill…

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