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Anon is completely sane in c/greentext@lemmy.ml
Unity Software to lay off 1,800 employees as part of a corporate restructuring in c/technology@lemmy.world
Unity Software to lay off 1,800 employees as part of a corporate restructuring in c/technology@lemmy.world
Unity Software to lay off 1,800 employees as part of a corporate restructuring in c/technology@lemmy.world
Good one Nana. in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] withnail@infosec.pub 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

One time a phone demon called my mom and tried to convince her that her grandson was in jail and she needed to send the police dozens of phone cards right away or he was in big trouble. And that's not even the worst one. I wish she just got calls trying to get her to buy bug spray.

Anon is completely sane in c/greentext@lemmy.ml
[–] withnail@infosec.pub 130 points 8 months ago (6 children)

If you're going to write a power fantasy for the internet at least make it cool. Add some lasers or epic street fights. Add in some part where you outsmart the librul professor who hates god. "I found a job in a shitty industry and only prostitutes will fuck me" is not the flex you think it is.

Multiple state Republican parties are going broke in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] withnail@infosec.pub 21 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Trump is hogging all the donations and isn't sharing the piggy bank with the state party peons. Oh no!

Trump claims he didn’t have ‘fair notice’ that Georgia actions could be illegal in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] withnail@infosec.pub 59 points 9 months ago (7 children)

What's next? Sovereign citizen bullshit?

Judge, I'm a natural born... what was it... citizen. You cannot charge me for anything. It's true! Just look at the charters! Those, uhm, charters. I was merely traveling through Georgia. You have to let me go right now. Believe me, I know my rights!

Donald Trump did not sign Illinois pledge not to overthrow government in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] withnail@infosec.pub 9 points 9 months ago

Why should he lie about it though? His superfans actually want him to become a dictator.

The Supreme Court is allowing Idaho to enforce its strict abortion ban, even in medical emergencies in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] withnail@infosec.pub 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

OB-GYN's have already been fleeing Idaho. This is just going to accelerate it. Pretty soon they won't have any maternity wards left because these batshit Christians want to have absolute control over all women in the state.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/aug/22/abortion-idaho-women-rights-healthcare

"Forget the pig is an animal - treat him just like a machine in a factory" | Hog Farm Management magazine, 1976 in c/aboringdystopia@lemmy.world
[–] withnail@infosec.pub 13 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I mean they do that with people, so why not pigs too?

Chick-Fil-A staff in the rain. in c/aboringdystopia@lemmy.world
[–] withnail@infosec.pub 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)

We found the perfect loophole guys! Instead of the company itself funding hatred and trying to get rid of equal rights we'll just have the owner, the one who profits from the company do it himself! Genius! The company is family owned. If you eat there you are directly funding these sociopathic billionaires.