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Image transcription: A YouTube comment on a video on Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus. The comment, by Diego Sosa, reads: "Hello everyone, I'm a centrist liberal and let me say that the first Wolfenstein is too damn hard and I can't get past the first level. The enemies won't listen to my reasoned discourse on why their ideology is flawed and just shoot me to death. I have a lot of weapons at my disposal, but killing the Nazis would make me as bad as them. Does anyone have links to a walkthrough that would allow me to keep the moral high ground?" End transcription.

Image transcription: a screenshot of a Twitter post by "atrophy wife 🦋" (@zusa_real). It reads: "old english writers: alas! how could we possibly mark a word that is shortened? the apostrophe:" Below is an image of a cat Photoshopped to be in the shape of the aforementioned punctuation mark. End transcription.

Imagine transcription: An image of Light Yagami, Misa Amane, and L from Death Note on a fiery background. The caption reads: "Did you know, in the anime 'Death Note' for copyright reasons, the milk has to be spelt 'MLK' on the cartons? Google 'MLK Death Note' to find out more!". End transcription.

Image transcription: A photo of someone holding a bunny. The caption reads "Face reveal! I am just a silly bunny." End transcription.

Image transcription: a caption reading "my digital footprint looks like dis [sic]". Below the caption are two cartoon pawprints. End transcription.

Image transcription: a pair of black fingerless gloves with the Internet Archive logo on the backs. End transcription.

Image transcription: a image containing two scenes. The first is of a press interview with a police officer captioned "Cops: Treat us with the same dignity and respect that we treat you." The second is of a protestor about to attack a downed police officer with what appears to be a hockey stick, captioned "OK". End transcription.

Image transcription: an image of two yellow golf balls. While one of them is out of focus and impossible to discern detail from, the face of SpongeBob can be seen on the other. End transcription.

Image transcription: a screenshot of a cutscene in Friday Night Funkin'. The dialogue of one of Mommy Mearest's backup dancers is obscured by an advertisement reading "FORTNITE — FREE GAME" in a way that makes him look like he's saying what's on the advertisement. End transcription.

Image transcription: an screenshot of a Twitter exchange.

A Tweet from @poppy_haze reads "German General Heinz Guderian, while being interrogated by the Americans, broke down crying explaining how the US paratroopers guarding the prison, would chase him from his cell to the showers screaming 'RUN NAZI, RUN! FASTER NAZI! FASTER!'"

@Hanasaku_Yuri responds with a post on r/Fortnite edited to read: "I. FUCKING. HATE. ALLIED. CAPTIVITY. The Paratroopers at the prison make me run up and down the halls and shout go Nazi boy go"

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Image transcription: a meme captioned "is it really worth it?" Below is a diagram that claims ice blocks are actually harvested from the wings of V1 from Ultrakill. End transcription.

Image transcription: a meme captioned "this would catch a lot of you". It features an image of a cute plush of Snoopy from the Peanuts comic strip positioned on a mousetrap as bait. End transcription.