Aw, come on.
"Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy."
"Where's the best place to hide after committing murder? Behind a badge."
"Did you know today is the anniversary of the Jonestown massacre? I'd tell you a joke about it, but the punch line is too long."
You remind me of God in this classic:
A holocaust survivor dies of old age and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he meets God and tells him a holocaust joke.
God says, "That’s not funny."
And the man says, "I guess you had to be there."