thegreatgarbo

joined 1 year ago
[–] thegreatgarbo@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Freedom!? That is our sacred word!

[–] thegreatgarbo@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

And the editor in me thinks it works better as "these wounds in my ass, they will not heal"

[–] thegreatgarbo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Mmmm, McDonald's

[–] thegreatgarbo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I did train our cat to come to a whistle.

[–] thegreatgarbo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

2FA HAHAHAHAHA

[–] thegreatgarbo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

The platen glass is a lot thinner than it looks!

You got a literal open mouth "O" and hand over mouth Oh NO from me. Their poor scrotum!

[–] thegreatgarbo@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

If you could speed the conveyor belt up, that would be greeeeat.

[–] thegreatgarbo@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Benign fasciculation. It only used to happen after walking, and in my quads and calves. I swam competitively in division III and never happened in my upper body. I never worried about it. For folks that don't understand the minimal and random nature of the ticks, here's a good video.

https://youtu.be/zX8AzTp_tWc

[–] thegreatgarbo@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Meat: get a ThermaPen instant read thermometer and cook meats to 120 for rare, 125 for med rare and 135 for medium. Pull the meat off heat 5 d before it hits you desired temp.

[–] thegreatgarbo@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

I'm 59 and I went gradually in the last 15 years from barely being able to sit cross legged to now I can't even touch my right toe (chronic groin problem) let alone sit cross legged.

[–] thegreatgarbo@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

K, riffing on rain. Sorry, on a tangent, but this will work for me:

Purple Rain" by Prince "November Rain" by Guns N' Roses "Have You Ever Seen the Rain?" by Creedence Clearwater Revival "Rain" by The Beatles "Rainy Day Women #12 & 35" by Bob Dylan "Here Comes the Rain Again" by Eurythmics "I Can't Stand the Rain" by Ann Peebles "Rainy Night in Georgia" by Brook Benton "Rain King" by Counting Crows

Only one missing is the REM song.

[–] thegreatgarbo@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Ok. This is a perfect start to a playlist. I've never heard the Ann Peebles song.

 

One of mine is when I finish wrapping my hair up tightly in the towel to dry after washing, I whack the towel where it's tucked in, kind of like encouragement to stay tucked for the duration, kinda like a coach does when sending the kids onto the playing field.

 

And two dogs on the couch totally oblivious to their sworn Mortal Enemies not 20 feet away...

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