thefartographer

joined 1 year ago
[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (3 children)

Costco rotisserie and being stepped on for OF. The more donations, the faster the model attempts to debone the bird using only their feet. At the end of each month, the top four contributors receive a jar of chicken tortilla soup made from the fermented pedi-shreddy chicken.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

"No u!"
*sick burn, Donnie*

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 34 points 1 day ago

🥷 Android Balaclava

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

Android 19 💩

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

Robo wants an Oreo

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 22 points 1 day ago

"Alright now stop, colla-"

"Okay!"

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

Before he left, he turned out the lights and glowed

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago

Corporations have been bleeding us dry, but it's like they just smelled new blood in the water and there's a feeding frenzy

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've got a buddy who had the shit beaten out of him by Austin PD back in the '90s. He's A REALLY big white guy and the police cited his size as the reason they felt threatened by him.

He fortunately won his lawsuit when he was able to provide evidence that the police beat him up because it seemed like a fun challenge to take down someone so large.

Trump's call for violence is one that cops nationwide will gladly answer

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 14 points 1 day ago

vowed to present the judges with “extremely serious and extremely solid arguments.″

Super duper totally for real arguments that aren't made up at all. In fact, you're the liar!

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

These cameras aren't racist enough!

\s or something like that

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

I just switched to Bazzite on my Legion Go and LOVE the freedom from Microsoft.

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