teft

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[–] teft@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago
Moriarty: I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.
The Dread Pirate Jellico: You're that smart?
Moriarty: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Bashir, Noonien-Singh, Daystrom?
The Dread Pirate Jellico: Yes.
Moriarty: Morons.
[–] teft@lemmy.world 8 points 1 hour ago

Jellico's response that he thinks up in the turbolift:

"They don't use money on Risa you 19th century twit."

[–] teft@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Act 1 is a chore to get through on replay.

Good news is if you have the DLC you can skip the first act. The DLC start puts you in front of the Church in Pacifica after fighting Placide.

I like Cyberpunk a lot but replayability is shallow like you say. Sometimes I just boot it up to punch npcs though. Make a gorilla arms build and go ham. It's pretty cathartic.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

Prophets help us if Jellico discovers Moriarty's program.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] teft@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Maybe they'll sing Imagine.

Edit: Actually since it's resistance they'll sing like Tubthumping or something "i get knocked down, but i get up again"

[–] teft@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago

TV is just so dark.

Example A:

[–] teft@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Why try to act like an AI photo is you?

The headboard has a Mona Lisa horizon going on and the right hand has the classic AI weird hand pose.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I bet B’elanna could lock onto it. She’d do like a mithril lock or something. It’s like a skeletal lock but for dwarven jewelry.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

"Why the fuck didn't you stop them, Lon? 'Cause then you'd be dead too, asshole."

Edit: Also Lon "Suder" McClane is kind of scary if you think about it.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago

This meme left out the best ones:

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submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by teft@lemmy.world to c/tenforward@lemmy.world
 

Description: A meme with Mot from The Next Generation cutting Captain Picard's hair. Below the text reads: Make it so. There is no challenge too great for those who have the will and haircut to make it so.

 
 
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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by teft@lemmy.world to c/tenforward@lemmy.world
 

Description: A meme with the caption "Okay so that was trolley problem version number 7. Janeway opted to run over five Tuvixes instead of one EMH." Below is a picture of the inside of a trolley with Janeway smiling and covered in gore. Michael and Eleanor from The Good Place are on either side of her. Michael is taking notes and Eleanor is amazed.

 
 
 

Description: The meme is 3 different pictures in series. The first titled "The Picard Maneuver" shows the USS Stargazer performing the Picard maneuver. The second titled "The Riker Maneuver" shows the Enterprise E releasing metreon gas to perform the Riker maneuver. The third title "The Janeway Maneuver" shows Tuvix being separated into Tuvok and Neelix via transporter beam.

 

Description: Meme with the title "The Janeway" The first panel has Ensign Tahani Al-Trill handing Janeway a PADD saying "Admiral Janeway, you won't believe what I found in the vulcan database!" The second panel has Janeway looking at a PADD. The third panel shows an information block with Janeway's personal info. Her three hyper evolved children with Tom Paris are highlighted. The fourth panel has Janeway stating "Glass those pointy eared bastards" The final panel is a shot of the planet Vulcan being destroyed.

 
 
 

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