Oh yeah, Obama straight up broke the Republican party. IMO, that’s the point where our timeline went batshit and started the rapid devolution to where we are now.
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There’s probably top secret documents floating around a lot of his golf courses….
“Caddy, go see what’s blocking the 8th hole…”
“Sir, it appears to be a bunched up partial list of CIA operatives in Egypt.”
“Well, remove it! I’m under par. Mulligan!”
All the golf courses, including Bedminster.
I felt myself getting a brain tumor while reading that, I’ll have to come back to it later
I take after my mother: I'm a Combat Shopper.
My father, on the other hand, was very much a lookie-loo shopper.
There’s always two types of people, and they usually marry each other.
Your local hot dog vendor must hate you
I take out my neighbors’ garbage cans. It’s a collective home with a unique living situation and nobody really seems in charge of the house itself, including taking the trash to the curb. Since I gotta take mine anyway and they’re all in a shared alley, might as well do something nice for people who might need a hand.
That, and I’m trying to keep bugs and rodents at bay. So it’s not entirely selfless…
If he wins it’ll probably officially be renamed “Pennsyltucky”
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Give him a break, he can’t remember if he told us before
To add to that- it’s nearly impossible to lose American citizenship against one’s will. If you were born a citizen or earned it later, you will likely remain a citizen until you die, unless you give it up.
Even Jefferson Davis died an American citizen.
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And a lot of that false information about Obama birth was pushed by (wait for it…)
Donald Fucking Trump