Fuck off, bro. Give him to Dallas.
shai_hulud
joined 1 year ago
Is this strictly necessary?
I'm trying not to throw up into my dinner plate.
It's still 99 cents at the grocery stores (here in Texas) but at a major convenience store chain, they actually have Arizona cans printed 1.59! Like....WTF!
Wikipedia says MS, fyi.
Oh yeah, it was fuckin gross. An all over scab. Like forbidden fried chicken.
I had a serious case of chickenpox right before I turned 21. All over crust, mouth, eyelids, ears, groin.....I smelled like I was rotting and eventually was hospitalized for two weeks. The nurses took turns or drew straws or something. I pretty much went out of my mind for awhile.
On a positive note, afterwards, I didn't have any kind of acne for like 5 years.
I'd drag my cock through a mile of broken glass to hear her fart through a walky-talky.
and
If you knew what I was thinking, you wouldn't be my friend anymore.