seeyouinteawhy

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When you are looking to hire and date at the same time in c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
[–] seeyouinteawhy@lib.lgbt 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Since they make weapons wouldn't it be something about security clearances? Of course, I don't know your dating life. That might require a security clearance as well.

Me, migrating my code from JavaScript to TypeScript: in c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
[–] seeyouinteawhy@lib.lgbt 10 points 1 year ago

That's the joke

No-code, scalable, serverless in c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
No-code, scalable, serverless in c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
[–] seeyouinteawhy@lib.lgbt 10 points 1 year ago

I just wanna get fucked in the a

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When two people kiss, they form a long tube from one anus to the other in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] seeyouinteawhy@lib.lgbt 1 points 1 year ago

That's the sexy part

Every really nice pen I have ever owned was because it somehow fell into my possession. I use them randomly sometimes as a special treat for myself. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] seeyouinteawhy@lib.lgbt 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I had a thieving boss like you one time. After a while I started to make sure after any meeting that everyone would get back the pens he had managed to get his grubby little mittens on.

If whales are ignorant of conditions on land, they probably think humans are an endangered species. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] seeyouinteawhy@lib.lgbt 12 points 1 year ago

Why? It's not like there are suddenly no humans at sea. Small fishing vessels may have gone down in number but in the meantime leisure vessels and the sheer number of humans have gone up (it's massive). Humans are ⅓ of all land mammal biomass. Whale scientists are probably more puzzled by the lack of species diversity among land mammals that visit the sea.