rimmedalpha

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[–] rimmedalpha@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 12 hours ago

It kind of looks like the old American Airlines logo, so Maine is now one big airport.

[–] rimmedalpha@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 4 days ago

We promise you won't be dealt with first, maybe second or third, but not first!

[–] rimmedalpha@lemmynsfw.com 22 points 1 week ago

Well of course, he's talking about the War of Palestinian aggression. Where his ancestors fought against the Palestinian incursions into the peaceful Israel South to stop his people from being oppressed and their way of life radically altered, if not extinguished! They would have won it if not for the blockade and Emancipation Proclamation.

[–] rimmedalpha@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 4 weeks ago

They all do too, except for Judas, we know he uses inches.

[–] rimmedalpha@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 month ago

*Only available in US markets

[–] rimmedalpha@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They'll just add iodne, pluverize it, and sell it to people to shake on their fries.

[–] rimmedalpha@lemmynsfw.com 17 points 1 month ago

JD Vance approved!

[–] rimmedalpha@lemmynsfw.com 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Second best monolog in that movie. The Desert Eagle vs Replica scene is still my favorite.

[–] rimmedalpha@lemmynsfw.com 18 points 1 month ago

You're in the clear my man. It is well established that penises smaller than 3 inches are low priority for the transmission viral and bacterial infections from sexual contact. Sex workers are trained to release STDs or not, much like a snake can withhold venom when striking. /s

Seriously go get tested and wrap it next time.

[–] rimmedalpha@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Center bottom is all wrong. Should be this:

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