rickyrigatoni

I am aways so jealous of the cozy sleeping spot options available to cats.

Oh. On them. Not in them.

I am not going to ignore the old TV. That's rad as hell and I am jealous.

Raise your hand if you learned this the hard way ✋

Wild animals carry diseases and can frequently exhibit unpredictable aggressive behaviors even when handled by a seasoned professional. These laws are necessary for the safety of both people and the ecosystem.

Maybe it was just an elaborate excuse to get piss drunk.

my phone has been automatically marking their texts as spam 90% of the time so I doubt most people are

This is what happens when your laws are determined by a council of god emperors.

Maybe op wears glasses

Snail shells don't grow like that but this is clearly a snat, not a snail.

Nice. Hard to find an email client that isn't garbage in the android ecosystem.