Just after they figure out the climate, I suppose
prowess2956
This is a cool defense against something I hadn't even considered as a possible problem. Unfortunately it's Windows-only for now, but I'm looking forward to this becoming more mainstream.
They had some really, um, 90s commercials: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppniBSWGgcg
And another thing I haven't worried about in close to thirty years: the Bermuda Triangle
Shouldn't you change your account info to something fictitious, though?
Welcome to Queens
There are resources for renters as well. Off the top of my head, check with your local department of environmental protection / conservation, a local trail conference, or a local land trust. I was surprised as I started to learn all of the ways we can get involved in our public or conserved lands beyond greening whatever space we may "own."
Why would you want to go live on a planet of losers?
Sitting here eating all my chocolate chips / life savings
El Polar Cocaine Sharkicane
Don't stop there. Bring a whole row of them.
In the Darknet Diaries episode linked below, Bowser shares his experience living in the Dominican Republic and how that all came to an abrupt and unpleasant end.
I imagine that would affect the accuracy somewhat, no?