pitbuster

you can always run scripts with the shell they were written for (and you can even argue that people writing scripts should always set the shebang)

Caddy, the configs are usually pretty simple to get you started (specially the for free https in the standard setup).

JSON is not a regular language, so you can't parse it using regex: https://cstheory.stackexchange.com/questions/3987/is-json-a-regular-language

Go is much closer to Java

Also Go's compiler and type system are terrible for a modern language.