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joined 1 year ago
[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 5 points 4 hours ago

Broke and fash: helicopter rides

Woke and cash: submarine rides

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 3 points 15 hours ago

Pathos was right there.

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 7 points 21 hours ago

Ted_Danson_choosing_between_clam_chowder_fountain_and_bees_with_teeth.webm

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

BOSTES

that's the part you remove to ensure that your colony of feral bosses doesn't keep reproducing out of control.

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ignorance is a choice. That thread is full of bad choices.

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 5 points 1 day ago

It hurts when they're so close!

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 12 points 1 day ago

The only difference between the average VC and the average Sovereign Citizen is income.

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

To add to the others' comments, they were much less impressive before we had capacitive touch screens. Older resistive screens needed a good deal of mechanical force to register a press (great for longevity!) and required frequent re-calibration. They just weren't very satisfying to use compared to any modern smart phone or tablet.

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

what a user “might” mean if they misspell something

this but with extra wasabi

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

A tally mark that has been shifted unethically in order to win a nerd fight is now called a tegmark.

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 4 points 2 days ago

whoa...on second thought, maybe this dude is having a manic episode or something? yeesh!

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Me, a nuclear engineer reading about "Google restarting six nuclear power plants"

lol, lmao even

 

John Mulaney gets paid by prompt fondlers to tell jokes at a party. He spends 45 minutes telling them that they are idiots, which is nice.

 

When you think MURDER, think MARCUS MUNITIONS!

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