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This meme is correct because I think the exact same thing! 😉

Roll a charisma check

I think OP is the grandma in this scenario and just hit puberty in real life.

A master of Karate
and friendship
for everyone

Finally a reason to upgrade from my C64!

This person does not have a sibling or else they knew that the turtle doesn't work and a slap to the back of the head would be incoming.

Your honour, I asked her if she wanted to have it and she said no. I wasn't sure what that meant so I asked again. And to make things clearer I told her that "yes" and "maybe later" where the only options. She still didn't say yes, but after some time I decided that "later" had come. So I Azure you, I did nothing wrong.

Right!? At least on Lemmy I can drink my Pepsi® in peace. Like for real, there's nothing better than scrolling through some funny memes with a delicious can of ice cold Pepsi®, my fellow [insert slang term; plural]!

So that's what you meant when I asked you to do the dishes.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi4Z06IbSek

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Fear not! For God has told me what angered him and how we can be forgiven!

You still need a volcano and charged clouds. So you probably don't see that everyday.

Imagin seeing that stuff a couple hundred years ago, without any knowledge about the mechanics behind it. Wild!