mr_sparkle

I went through something similar.

I realized that a Japanese dishwashing powder company is using my face as its logo.

Every day in this economy.

The children’s blood he drinks is probably deficient in iron and magnesium.

X is so dumb, it’s even sillier now that some pages are also like “More info on our X”.

Just a normal day at a Florida Elementary School.

Ah, It’s good to laugh again!

This is the reddit lemmy…

🎶WOOAHHHH

HAVE YOU EVER HAD TO KNOCK ON WOOD?🎶

“And I know I’ve finally accepted that air conditioning is a privilege, not a right.”

-Ted Lasso

I recently learned that the state where I’m from considers a baton a deadly weapon so it can’t be purchased as a means of defense, but an Ak-47 is perfectly fine to purchase AND open carry.

I don’t want a damn Swiss roll as a phone, so no thanks.

He also prefers children to adults.