melpomenesclevage

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[–] melpomenesclevage@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 days ago (4 children)

day drinking? i think that may be a serious cultural epidemic. of being awake before noon if nothing else.

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (4 children)

"linked critics to jeffery epstein". from a normal shitty guy that would just mean he was saying 'everyone talking shit about me is also shit'. but he's not a normal shitty guy. he's a delusional solipsistic narcissist who cannot imagine anything but himself and has a larger share of society by percentage from a larger more materially and population abundant/surplus society than has ever existed before in the history of life on earth. so when he accuses someone, ANYONE of something, ANYTHING; he is admitting that he can at least imagine himself doing it.

which means he has imagined himself doing it. and if he had unlimited money and zero consequences and zero conscience, and was into that, why not make his most fucked up fantasies a reality? and he wouldn't have remembered the guy existed if it wasn't important. so he clearly enjoyed himself. and went back. a lot.

so yes. I can't prove it in court, because the stardards of courts are classist and bullshit and also I'm very high right now, but elon musk definitely fucked a buncha kids. also he totally looks like a pedo. i'd bet a kidney on that, if there were anywhere i trusted for that kind of thing.

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

definitely not. certainly not the same one.

wait, are you saying that there's this class that are the beneficiaries of governments and laws, and it's the same as the class that doesn't suffer any limitations when they do stuff that the governments and laws don't like?

and that we're in this other class, that the laws and stuff exist to punish, but has to fund them and pay for them, or we get punished for that too?

that's fucking crazy.

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 days ago (3 children)

one of us does. im not sure which.

nothing he did was wrong.

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

yeah it's pretty crazy. almost like government is for some things and not others, and knows it, like maybe laws were always just an excuse and tool for victim blaming. or something.

I think he's an easy target, and whether you think he's culpable or not, he's very visible, and taking him down in every possible way is a good thing.

your honor, I would move to dismiss on grounds that my clients actions were based as fuck.

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

that's not true! you can moisten them with undiluted alcohol. you're actually supposed to when you get a fingerprint or something on them to prevent rust. maybe don't lie to make cybertrucks look worse. meanie.

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

if they could do it via software, why did only 4 go up?

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 4 days ago (7 children)

I am, but only because i reflexively opened a bottle of sparkling white and poured myself a glass and realized im drinking before noon oh god i've become my mother.

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