Mein Chef hat neulich Signal als "WhatsApp für Arme" bezeichnet... als ob letzteres was kosten würde

When I was young, I was poor. But after decades of hard work, I'm not young anymore.

Actually it's older than people think. Shakespeare used it for stuff like "Every knight grabbed their sword" and even for talking about a specific person it's not a new phenomenon to use singular they if the gender doesn't matter (so I was told in a linguistics sub over on r*ddit when I insisted it was new)

The only new thing is that people say, it's their prefered pronoun.

The joke is that there actually is a book with that name arguing for a centralized planed economy. The argument goes that in capitalism, actually everything is planed too so why not switch to democratically planed instead

Weil da nur praktisch keine statt gar keine Nährstoffe drin sind?

Genau deshalb. Das könnte für D statt E reichen, aber anscheinend hat normaler Zucker auch D also 🤷‍♂️

Es gibt also doch noch vernünftige Menschen hier

Kreppel

Niemand sagt Fastnachtsküchle zu Kreppeln. Das ist eine Lüge um uns zu spalten

The People's Republic of Walmart

In which part are you with OP? That UBI is a good thing or that rent isn't and landlords are leeches?

Congratulations

Das zuckt ja gar nicht