lanbanger

joined 1 year ago
[–] lanbanger@kbin.social 33 points 7 months ago

This sounds entirely on brand for Nazi Musk.

[–] lanbanger@kbin.social 9 points 7 months ago

Becky. Lemme smash. U want sum blu?

[–] lanbanger@kbin.social 6 points 8 months ago

Definitely up for an Ignoble Award

[–] lanbanger@kbin.social 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Awesome! I think I like "Say No to Yes" even more than "Say Pizza to Drugs" 🤣

[–] lanbanger@kbin.social 1 points 8 months ago

The prior year I was living at 225 Rector Place, and on the day I was working at the top of One Canada Square, which was then Europe's tallest office building. It was a nervous day.

[–] lanbanger@kbin.social 83 points 9 months ago (2 children)

The Onion's 9/11 coverage was incredible to behold. "Hijackers surprised to find themselves in Hell" was just brilliant.

[–] lanbanger@kbin.social 110 points 9 months ago

"At press time, the Israeli Defense Forces Twitter account underscored the massive surge of contempt they were contending with by posting a video that featured the shocking savagery of a Palestinian corpse that refused to condemn Hamas even when kicked. "

😐🤣

[–] lanbanger@kbin.social 3 points 9 months ago

Oh, you had a fire? Fuck you, pay me.

[–] lanbanger@kbin.social 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] lanbanger@kbin.social 5 points 9 months ago
[–] lanbanger@kbin.social 4 points 9 months ago

I hear he still sleeps with a katana under the bed.

 
 

Nooo it are my birfday

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