krelvar

ONE MEELION TARIFFS ON YOU!

I swear to dog, we live in the dumbest fucking timeline

Yep, it's the most R of them.

https://www.helmet.beam.vt.edu/equestrian-helmet-ratings.html

This is a good place to start for helmets. They have the same sort of ratings for different sports so if nothing in the equestrian list looks good, you should check the bicycle list. Note that it's not necessarily current for everything but it's a good starting point.

When a person has nothing left to lose they will take chances that otherwise they wouldn't. If we weren't living in a corporatocracy, perhaps there'd be no demand for this sort of thing, but we do and there is.

Barbara? Barbara Streisand? Is that you?

You have to ask the counter guy. They're next to the muffler bearings and blinker fluid.

Well, now we know who will get the blame if he loses the state.

Cut a hole in the tennis ball, stick it on the muzzle of your AR-15 and call it a silencer. Bet you could smuggle in a number of tennis balls that way

You know why