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the fucking Nobel Prize?!

No, the Ig Nobel Prize:

The Ig Nobel Prize monetary award is given in a solitary banknote for the amount of 100 trillion Zimbabwean dollars ($0.40 USD)

That guy may even choose his house. : )

hermit crab

Hermit crabs ... have adapted to occupy empty scavenged mollusc shells to protect their fragile exoskeletons.

I'd like to have darkness during daytime. I'm not sure I would pay for it, but I'd like it very much.

Witchcraft.

Thanks. That swimming squid penis was news to me.

Um. Let's say, if you decided to google for duck's penis, you'd be in for a surprise.

Edit: oh that just means they're above the required threshold already.

Thanks for the clarification. I needed that.

or to attract mates.

Like a butterfly collection?

Wiggle your big toe... fin.

Placebos only work if the people think they'll work. Funnily enough, it is possible to be aware something is a placebo and still expect it to work,

Even if you know that it is a placebo, it still works. https://hms.harvard.edu/news/placebos-work-even-without-deception

I don't know if you have to believe in the placebo effect for it to have an effect. :)

Homeopathy... do the sugar balls have a better effect if they are very expensive? Who knows.

They shouldn't play with our food. Food is not a toy.

Never!

Edit: :)