helixdaunting

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Liam Lynch - United States of Whatever in c/music@lemmy.world
[–] helixdaunting@lemm.ee 8 points 7 months ago

Hey I thought I told you...

My children will refer to me as father. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] helixdaunting@lemm.ee 55 points 9 months ago

Use the acronym: BOSS

Ich iel in c/ich_iel@feddit.de
[–] helixdaunting@lemm.ee 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It took me 10 minutes on Google Translate, but I eventually figured out that this is funny. 👍

The sound of removing rust with a laser in c/oddlysatisfying@lemmy.world
[–] helixdaunting@lemm.ee 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Wait, you mean all those video games I played in the 80s and 90s were accurate?

We were promised jetpacks.

WHERE'S MY JETPACK?

Air: Where did that bring you? Back to me. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] helixdaunting@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

THERE IS, AS YET, INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR A MEANINGFUL ANSWER.

Bone jaw in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] helixdaunting@lemm.ee 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I miss the "bone apple tea" subreddit. That and "boot too big" were constant sources of slightly stronger nostril exhalations.

Trick or Treat! in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] helixdaunting@lemm.ee 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Come on, "Pumpkin Spice" was right there.

Not Derek! in c/wholesomememes@lemmy.ml
[–] helixdaunting@lemm.ee 14 points 11 months ago

Maximum Derek.

Would that be a.....snail trail? in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] helixdaunting@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

Escargot Robbie

Bwaahahhahahaaahahhaa!

Ask Lemmy: Traditional vs natural mouse scrolling; which do you use? in c/linux@lemmy.ml
[–] helixdaunting@lemm.ee 34 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Don't give Tesla any ideas.

Koko nipple fixiation rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] helixdaunting@lemm.ee 34 points 11 months ago

Dicks out for Harambe

Tits out for Koko?

That or being relegated to Step-Mom roles in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] helixdaunting@lemm.ee 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

One step at a time

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