guyinachair

joined 8 months ago
[–] guyinachair@lemmy.world 114 points 7 months ago (10 children)

It's referring to a copy pasta

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

[–] guyinachair@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I can't read the full article. I can already get Whatsapp/signal/matrix messages on beeper whats changing for Whatsapp?

[–] guyinachair@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

I understand the irony 😅

[–] guyinachair@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago (8 children)

Somehow people still don't understand when a service is free. You're the product

[–] guyinachair@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

A tragedy. I hate that little useless space. Those features should be on Gboard not messages

[–] guyinachair@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The 7 isn't new anymore. That person meant the 8

[–] guyinachair@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Should there be an expectation of privacy in public? Definitely wrong for footage to be able to wirelessly, without the owners consent, leave a car.

[–] guyinachair@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Have you considered truenas scale? It's debian based and there's an official app for Plex. Not to mention a plethora of guides to get scale and Plex up and running.

[–] guyinachair@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

I wanna point out, recognizing something isn't for you doesn't make you old. Your refusal to recognize it as something someone else enjoys is where that boomer mentality comes in. That's just a theory, a BOOMER theory

Truly an internet staple