flucksy_bango

Did you get drunk on Wednesday? Why wouldn't you remember you need to wake up the night before and set an alarm?

I can't remember if you can kill him with confirmed bachelor, but I take all bets.

Yeah?! Well, I'm gonna go see what Caesar thinks!

You would if you could, spartacus. It'll be a special someone who takes me out.

You've gotta be pretty fucked up to drown in a hot tub

Really? I'm completely unsurprised he drowned in a hot tub. I figured that or overdose. He's been a mess for a while.

Ring-a-ding-ding, baby, what a way to go.

I couldn't imagine. I very much want to leave.

I wouldn't be terribly surprised. I grew up in Geneva, but I lived in Oviedo when I was in high school.

I've lived in central Florida my entire life.

When I was starting at a new job I mentioned that I grew up in Geneva. The person I was chatting with were curious and asked what it was like growing up in Europe. I responded that if I was raised in Europe I'd never live in Florida. Geneva, FL is a fucking armpit.

Yeah...

I kinda caught on to what was happening around the time the wife showed up. When the baby was born I knew something terrible was about to happen. I was not ready for happened.

Nope. At least none that I can remember.

The only "spoiler" I'll give is that you've probably heard this story before, but not in this way.

mother!

That movie fucked me up. I've seen some shit on the Internet and thought I was pretty calloused to graphic, depraved brutality. The ending of that movie is something I'll never forget.

I was warned that the end was intense and read the synopsis because I was curious. Even with the spoilers I wasn't ready for it.

I'd like to forget it, but not beyond "this was an extremely well made and moving movie. Never watch it."