databender

This is the best knock knock joke I've ever encountered; well done OP and Happy Halloween!

Having to use the wrong slash everywhere

I will always pay for Alien vs Predator media. It could be a puppet show put on by the Hawk Tua girl and I would pay to watch Predators smash Xenomorphs.

Gotta keep your head from turning even the slightest amount under load.

the fuck?

For a second I wasn't sure if I had posted this and just didn't remember it

My work history is ok; I have solid interview and writing skills, which is more important to most places I think. Mostly because I apply for a lot of things I'm not really qualified for or that pay too little just for the interviews.

I...I didn't know you could request that...omg

Late reply, but I suppose you're correct; I think the option to choose what to install, the lack of pre-created desktop stuff ("home/$username/Videos" for example) and the requirement that you handle software that isn't in the base install all make a Slackware installation less bloated than most. Maybe not at install time, but over the life of the install you end up with less garbage IMHO.

I work in IT, I make much more money than I should/need and I work from home in a pair of basketball shorts and a T-shirt while barefoot. I would just apply for everything, eventually you're gonna hit someone who isn't hung up on image, and the rest will make your interview skills just that much better.

Cheesy gordita crunch