🎶In the not too distant future...🎶
dalekcaan
joined 1 year ago
I love Aldi and they're always the first place I shop, but their selection is a bit limited and the produce is hit-or-miss, at least in my area. Unfortunately around me that only leaves Kroger as the next best option.
Which they seem to be keenly aware of, since the self-checkout you're forced to use because there's only ever one staffed register constantly accuses you of theft if you so much as move your bagged groceries. God how I wish I had more grocery options in my area.
You can kiss yourself in the mirror, but only on the lips
Curiously, an edition of the Encyclopedia Galactica which fell through a rift in the time-space continuum from 1000 years in the future describes the Marketing Department of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as: "A bunch of mindless jerks who were the first against the wall when the revolution came."
🎵 Electric LOOOOOooooOOOOooooOOOOve🎶
I can go to bed early easily. Falling asleep, on the other hand...
Oolong back on his shit
In his defence, the only argument he's ever capable of making, this one included, is "No u."
Works on contingency? No, money down!
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