And they won the Senate and are on track to win the house. The supreme Court is already in Trump's pocket and even if he choked on a big Mac and keeled over tomorrow that still leaves Vance, who is just as insane as trump but knows how to make his shit palatable to anyone who hasn't been paying attention, which as tonight proves is more than half the country. We are 1000% well and truly fucked.
dalekcaan
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Luck of the Fryish, I think, right after Fry declares his bad luck is over and then slips and falls into the sewer.
Nah, good guess but Bender flushes himself in that one and Leela and Fry go looking for him. I think this is Luck of the Fryish, when they went looking for Fry's seven-leaf clover.
The unfortunate drawback of democracy: these people get the same vote the most well-informed altruistic voters do.
I think we still can't beat Giuliani booking the four seasons gardening center next to the dildo emporium.
That's working under the generous assumption he was there to protect American ideals, and not to fulfill his dream of shooting brown people.
You just yadda yaddad over the best part!
Was that before or after trying to sexually gratify the microphone?
Best was having an international community in your neighborhood and coming home with some weird Korean candy among the usual tootsie rolls and dumdums.
Or the same form, with a different coat of paint.
They couldn't turn the world today into a movie because the writing would be called too lazy and ham-fisted to be realistic.
I like vampires in the Pratchett universe, who often see human hunting as a sport and leave religious symbols, stakes, and garlic around the castle to level the playing field. (Not to mention the black ribbon society, the vampire equivalent to AA.)