dalekcaan

joined 1 year ago
[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

Tag yourself, I'm rip.

[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

Oysters Rockefeller here has provided us with genu-ine turkey dogs!

[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 7 points 2 days ago (3 children)

~~Nuclear~~ power is just ~~boiling~~ water

[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 9 points 2 days ago

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

To say nothing of cockroaches...

[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 15 points 2 days ago (8 children)

~~Nuclear~~ power is just boiling water

[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The enshittification will continue until morale improves.

[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 4 points 6 days ago

They both were

[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago

It's a joke about checkers. When you get a piece to the end of the board, that piece gets "kinged" by placing a second piece on top of it, usually one you've lost during the game. (That piece can then move both forwards and backwards.)

[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

That too, but there was also a gag in an episode where they're at a ski lodge where Fry says, "Thank god global warming never happened," and Leela responds, "Actually it did, but thank god for nuclear winter."

[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That was how I felt about Blair Witch. Full disclosure, I don't like horror to begin with, but to me the movie was about a group of people in the woods with a scary thing somewhere, and when they finally find the thing it ends.

It's like if Texas Chainsaw was about a bunch of teenagers who stood around while you hear a chainsaw running somewhere in the distance, the cuts to black right when the killer shows up.

[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I couldn't watch it, not because it wasn't good but because I was constantly getting unbelievably depressed about how accurately it mirrors the world today. Every scene had me thinking "this would be funny if it wasn't exactly how it would actually pan out." I think it might be hilarious a few decades after this all blows over but right now it hits way too close to home.

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